LeongFM's Poems and Dedications

Give me a word and I'll make a poem for you.

Dick

I have nothing in possession, my hands are bare,
Nothing but a beating heart and a foot long dick;
I had to choose 'dick' among all the words out there,
Forgive me my love for I am just terribly love sick.

Ras (Curry Powder)

Siang hari belajar, petang balik dari kelas,
Makan malam mesti ada telur dan kari ras;
Bagai mengira berapa biji kita masak beras,
Mustahil dinilaikan, rinduku yang ikhlas.

Life

Life gave me trials through hard times and sadness,
Tears shed along with pain sharp as a knife;
Life gave me you to be my happiness,
And everything for you, I will give you my life.

Blood

I love you very much,
As red as blood can be;
I long for your gentle touch,
As you whisper your words to me.

Damn You're Good (Was actually a compliment from a friend, lol)

I have three words to say to you,
Deep in my heart for long they stood;
"Roses are red, violets are blue....
Damn I'm good!"

Ah Sok

Jat lui this is one advice you must heed,
You must study hard and dun be like ah sok;
Ah sok no go school words oso kenot read,
Everyday kutip tin wait people finish drinking Coke.

Air

Love is in the air,
Everytime you look into my eyes;
Lay in my arms with tender care,
For we share a love that never dies.

Siew Wee

She disagrees with our remboursements,
but she takes care of us our whole course long;
Professional and "elegant", Bien cordialement,
Madame Siew Wee our 'lou ban liong'.

Harassment

I'm losing self control as my heart pounds faster,
At mercy of your lust my self I submit;
O what is this feeling of forbidden pleasure,
Is it harassment by definition even if I want it?

Champ

Messi goes to Youtube to learn your football skill,
You suck blood from Edward the vamp.
In the Gladiator arena you only need a dentist's drill,
You know you can because you're such a champ.

Pokemon

Don't expect a romantic poem about Pokemon,
You could always listen to their intro theme song;
3 Magnemites make 1 Magneton,
Machamp would have been better wearing a thong.

Bomb

E to the MC square gives a nuclear bomb,
A dynamite in hand will blow you up sky high;
Kim Kardashian defines the meaning of sex bomb,
You too can drop a bomb with a big fat lie.

SNSD

My son has a taste in something foreign,
A group called Girl's Generation aka SNSD;
Doesn't matter if you don't get what they're singing,
When you have nine hot babes of plastic beauty.

B-Suite Hotel

‎13 wild teens went to the Penang Island,
All hantam 2 rooms in Hotel B-Suite;
Bakat's supersnore and Chee Leong's "cousin",
Our memories together were anything but sweet.

Chong Ren

Chong Ren who's now studying engineering of chemistry,
Could in fact end up one day as a hairstylist!
With a wide range of the English vocabulary,
Some moaning along with "Yamette ♥" for Japanese.

Champions League 2005

Milan went up three nil feeling all confident,
But the Reds equalized and won the penalties after;
It was certainly for Liverpool a glorious moment,
Alright now let us take a look at 2 years later...

Liverpool FC (Joke)

Oh Liverpool Oh Liverpool,
You are nothing but 11 fools;
Oh Liverpool Oh Liverpool,
Cristiano dives in your swimming pool.

You said you'll win the championship,
and if you don't, next year for sure.
Oh Liverpool Oh Liverpool,
Thank you for all the comedy.

Chelsea FC

The only Blues among the four teams ruling,
The next best thing after the Devils Manchester;
Captain Terry at the back while the Ivorian's scoring,
On-target Lampard and a helmet-wearing keeper.

Liverpool FC

The better half of England's Merseyside,
Underestimate them and they might upset you;
Their 12th man, the great fans are their biggest pride,
Chanting "You'll Never Walk Alone, Liverpool we love you."