Songs in classic English

Inspired by one of my favourite memes "Joseph Ducreux", I have tried to transform some of the hit songs in classic English.


Lady Gaga - Bad Romance


I desire thy intense feeling of affection and the totality of thy feeling of affection is a wicked act of vengeance,
The both of us have the possibility of being able to compose an unpleasant bond of love affair.

Oooooh, denied of my liberty of movement due to an unpleasant bond of love affair.

Rah rah ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
Gaga ooh la la
I desire thy unpleasant bond of love affair.


Eminem feat. Rihanna - Love the way you lie


Only going to rest stationary at that place and observe me engulfed in flames
Well it is acceptable because the manner it inflicts pain pleases me.
Only going to rest stationary at that place and listen to me weeping
Well it is acceptable because the manner you present a false information with the intention of deceiving pleases me

I adore the manner you present a false information with the intention of deceiving.


Linkin Park - Numb


I have developed a feeling of paralysis so intense
that I am unable to sense you at that place
Developed much fatigue, vigilant like never before
I am undergoing a change into this, the only action I have considered
Is to be much similar to me and to be less similar to you


Lady Gaga - Alejandro


Please do not announce my personal proper noun of identification
Please do not announce my personal proper noun of identification, Senor Alejandro
I deny being your sweetheart, I deny being your sweetheart, Senor Fernando

Do not have the desire to caress with the lips, do not have the desire to have physical contact,
Please use my tobacco roll and refrain from speaking.
Please do not announce my personal proper noun of identification
Please do not announce my personal proper noun of identification, Senor Roberto

Senor Alejandro.
Senor Alejandro.
Senor Ale-ale-jandro.
Senor Ale-ale-jandro.


Westlife - If I let you go


But if I allow you to part
I will at no time have practical understanding of
What my state of vitality have the possibility to be
Maintaining a grip on you within my local perimeter
Will I at any time observe
You expressing a smile in response to me
By what means possible will I have practical understanding of it?
If I allow you to part...


Coldplay - Viva La Vida


I hear the bells of the capital of Israel giving forth a clear resonant sound
A company of Roman Cavalry vocalists producing melodious sounds
"Be my reflective surface, my blade, and my protective device"
My members of a religious task in a land outside the local boundary
Due to a certain cause I am unable to justify
I have practical understanding of Saint Peter not announcing my name in the future
At no time a genuine word
And that was during the moment I exercised supreme authority over the world.


Linkin Park - In The End


I attempted strongly
And I have reached a grand distance
But eventually
This is not even a subject of considerable importance.

I was compelled to drop downwards from a higher level
to no longer have possession of every one of them
But eventually
This is not even a subject of considerable importance.



E.T - Katy Perry

Caress me with your lips, Ca-ca-caress me with your lips
Spread me your feeling of affection contagiously and
Occupy me to the fullest extent with your life-threatening substance

Escort me, es-es-escort me
I have the desire to be the one who suffers the circumstances
I am in the prepared state to be taken away by force

Young man, you are a creature from outer space
Your physical contact is unnatural to this world
It violates natural forces
Beyond the Earth's atmosphere


Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)


I have undergone a particular moment of my period of existence,
And at no previous time have I been through this state of emotion,
And I make a solemn declaration, that this is genuine,
And I am totally in debt to you
You-you-you-you-you
You-you-you-you-you
You-you-you-you-you-you-y-y-y-y-you

Unclean small portion.


Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal


Annabelle are you in a stable condition?
So Annabelle are you in a stable condition
are you in a stable condition Annabelle?

You have received a forceful contact by
You have been attacked by

A slippery offender of the law


Eminem - Ass Like That


The manner you move it to and fro in quick successions,
I am unable to accept it as being true,
At no time have I observe a pair of
Buttocks similar to those.

The manner you put it in motion,
You have caused my organ of copulation to be in the state of
Doing doing doing



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